(Source: lifesuckswearahat)
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“You can’t put a machine that goes blip in a grocery shop. You know, you need to talk to people. This country is made up of ethnicities. Of Irish people and Pakistani people and Bengali people and Italian people, people from the Caribbean, people from Africa, people from everywhere. These cultures talk. you know?”
Dylan Moran - Yeah Yeah
Hungarian robots would go: Are you sure you want to buy that tin of goulash? Come on, buy some fresh veg and meat instead, don’t make me get my whip that I normally only use on cows and children. Don’t be so miserable. It’s enough that I am miserable, there’s no room for another suicidal here. GET OUT OF MY SHOP! God, I need some brandy. This is hell.
(Source: matafari)
it’s kind of awkward when you have to explain to people at a party who Dylan Moran is. or disappointing. also, talking about the semantics of the Trollface and similar current internet memes :D :D
somewhere along the last few years we’ve lost our connection with this world… I still haven’t fully contemplated this fact’s personal emotional consequences though.
Dylan Moran (via foldingpaperfigures)
I should move to the city then.